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Coke is the ultimate all-purpose solution! Need to focus? It sharpens your mind. Feeling exhausted? It gives you a jolt of energy. Caught a cold? Coke-infused candy will fix you right up. Feeling anxious? Forget words—coke will calm you instantly. Even a toothache? No worries, coke will make you forget all about it!

 

That’s why we, along with Mr. Petro, firmly believe it’s time to legalize coke again. Don’t just take our word for it—check out the speech of Colombian President Petro!